I was far too sober to properly enjoy this cinematic flatline. I'm starting to wonder if maybe early JCVD is not my particular brand of vodka. I've so far been unmoved by Bloodsport, Universal Soldier, Hard Target, and Timecop. But I do feel he's especially moronic in Kickboxer and his every reaction to any given stimulus is a gaped mouth and a thousand yard stare. This feels like a movie that could have easily starred Cynthia Rothrock if it had a budget reduction of $200.
Rating: 4/10 Atkins